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"My Anxiety is a Hoe"

"My Anxiety is a Hoe"

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Why it's Just For You

For when you’re trying to cut back—on coffee, not stress. This 11oz mug is the petite version of your daily coping mechanism. It’s like the little black dress of mugs: simple, chic, and ready to be filled with caffeine, herbal tea, or whatever fuels your attempts to stay calm while your anxiety pulls its usual shenanigans.

Same hilarious message, just in a smaller dose—because let’s face it, some mornings require 20oz, and some days, 11oz is all you can handle. Perfect for a quick sip before diving into the chaos or for keeping things low-key (even when your anxiety is not).

Grab one for when you're feeling almost together... or just because you can't resist another mug with the same cheeky vibe.

Keep it cute, keep it caffeinated, and remember: if anxiety’s gonna be a hoe, you’re sipping like a boss.

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Regular price $17.99 USD
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"My Anxiety is a Hoe"
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Jamie
Hahahaha

LOVE this one. I laugh every time.

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Brandon Hughes
Brightens Up My Coffee Routine

This mug is such a mood booster in the mornings. It’s well-made, and the colors haven’t faded at all.