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"My Anxiety is a Hoe"

"My Anxiety is a Hoe"

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Why it's Just For You

Listen, we’ve all got that one “friend” who just won’t quit—anxiety. And guess what? She’s a total hoe for showing up uninvited to meetings, brunch dates, and cozy nights in.

But now, you can sip and serve some serious side-eye with this cheeky 20oz tumbler that’s here to spill the tea (literally and figuratively).

Keeps your iced coffee cold while you spiral, and your herbal tea hot while you pretend to chill. Whether you're at your desk or doomscrolling in bed, this tumbler’s the perfect companion for managing life’s chaos with a little sass—and a lot of caffeine.

Because if anxiety’s gonna be a hoe, at least you can stay hydrated while dealing with her.

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from 72 reviews
Best tumbler ever!

I absolutely love this colorful tumbler! It’s the perfect size to fit in all cupholders, making it ideal for taking on my walks. The vibrant colors always brighten my day, and it keeps my drinks hot or cold for hours. It’s both fun and functional—can’t recommend it enough!

Sara
"Color Splash"
Brightens Up My Day

This mug’s design is so cheerful! It’s my go-to cup for my afternoon pick-me-up. Always puts a smile on my face.

Ryan Cooper
"Floral Bliss"
A Must-Have for Mug Collectors

If you collect mugs like I do, you need this one. It’s unique, well-made, and looks fantastic in my kitchen!

Wendy Duncan
"F'eth Around and Find Out"
Really cute and funny gift

Love this mug and it came exactly as it appears online. Its a good quality mug and makes me smile every time I use it.

D.H.
"F'eth Around and Find Out"
Got two for gifts

They loved them. Thank you.

B.R.
"F'eth Around and Find Out"
My new go to mug!

I absolutely love this coffee mug! The bright floral pattern is gorgeous and instantly lifts my mood every morning. The colors are vivid, yet not overwhelming, and the design feels so fresh and cheerful. It’s a great size, holding just the right amount of coffee to kickstart my day. The handle is comfortable to hold, and the ceramic feels sturdy and high-quality. If you’re looking for a mug that’s both functional and beautifully designed, this is it! Highly recommend for anyone who enjoys a pop of color with their morning brew. It makes my coffee taste even better! 🌷☕️

Heather
"Floral Bliss"
Great addition

It’s so cute! I look forward to using it every morning. Makes me smile while I’m getting my caffeine fix.

Ella
"Flower Power"
Love it thanks

It’s even prettier in person! The print is high-quality, and it’s my new favorite mug for tea time.

Abigail
"Color the Heart"
Perfect

I’m in love with the sassiness of this mug. It totally fits my personality. My go-to now!

Emma
"F'eth Around and Find Out"
Hahahaha

LOVE this one. I laugh every time.

Jamie
"My Anxiety is a Hoe"